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The name's Shay.19.Israel. 
“Don't drive drunk. Ever. Don't shag anyone you don't like, or who doesn't like you. Get a look at how people live in a place where you don't. Suffering is over-rated, don't pursue it. Ask for help when you need it, don't when you don't, and learn to recognize the difference. Don't confuse movement and progress. Be kind. Be forgiving. Pay attention.”
― Christopher Moore

itsaaudraw:

the riddler: oh, my last name isn’t nygma, that’s a typo. it’s actually lygma

batman: lygma?

the riddler:

feanor-the-dragon:

strongermonster:

strongermonster:

strongermonster:

strongermonster:

my mom, dead in the middle of a conversation, slams on the breaks in the middle of a country road so she can pull over and take a picture of all these cows running for cover from the rain and adsfkjlfkdjg and thi dskfjfgj

rthis is the only picutre she took sfdkjlfgddfs MOM this almost literally could not be worse fdkjfjkdf i love you so much

she also took a pictuer of a bluejay 

and believe it or not, a squirrel

mom vs the focus on her expensive camera vs her bad eyesight

ok i swear this is the last one but please look at this bluejay

These photos are artistically bad.

Like, the arrangement is nice and the composition pleasing to look at, which is just, so fucking funny because what is ostensibly the subject if each is so poorly framed.

OP, are you entirely sure your mother is just bad at photography and is not, in fact, actually a fucking comedic and photographical genius?

rocksiwilleat:

larchcoin:

Sorry

themysteriousmurasamecastle:

Morphing into Morbius mode

Morbing into Morpheus mode

scripps:

wemblingfool:

keroascrazy:

sailorsenshigifs:

I can understand, visually what 4 out of 5 of these girls are doing.

Ami is polishing or using a wrench to tighten up something. Makoto is either adjusting an interior panel or working on speaker wires(?)

Minako and rei are likely working on the same thing on the dashboard but the limited space in the cabin calls for the awkward angle.

But

Someone please yell me why is usagi

Hitting the top of the cab with a

HAMMER??

Shush, she’s helping.

argentavis:

lmao get drinked sky

allmyfandombrainrot:

Jim isn’t here because they would never answer a personal question. (please click for better quality!)

I have more text posts here <3

swan2swan:

tolkienblackgirl:

cryptvokeeper:

lakemojave:

You have no idea how much I want this mass migration to tumblr to be real. I would love it if there was an entire ecosystem on tumblr of tiktokers who don’t know or don’t want to reblog anything, so they are functionally incapable of interacting with the rest of this website. Nothing is funnier to me

“I understand. You found paradise on TikTok. You had a good fyp, you made good content. The censors protected you and they were friendly for advertisers. So you didn’t need a friend like me. Now you come and say "Tumblr, give me content.” But you don’t ask with respect. You don’t offer reblogs. You don’t even think to call me “Hellsite.” You come into my house on the day my blorbo is to be married and you ask me to do content - for likes.“

Originally posted by akamatthewmurdock

The Zootopia gif after the Godfather reference both destroys my soul and is also the Most Appropriate Thing for Tumblr.

you-deserve-the-best-in-life:

Van Gogh Alive Art Exhibition

hyzenthlay-rose:

Every time I see people bash Abuela from Encanto or Mei’s mom from Turning Red I just wonder why they can’t just direct their hatred towards the REAL enemy:

Chicken Little’s dad

mebssann:

local uncle and niece cryptids may or may not be intentionally scaring residents

funnytwittertweets:

quezify:

our flag means death my beloved <3